Book of Secrets

Posted : 7 months ago on 23 December 2007 12:18 (A review of National Treasure: Book of Secrets)

God I love this genre of movies, I love it so much that I can even withstand watching one of my top 5 worst actors in Hollywood, Nic Cage. However, the beauty of this film is, it doesn't matter who plays the lead. Definitely a great followup to the original, and a great number of clues that will undoubtably lead to next installment.

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FreeDUMBland

Posted : 7 months ago on 23 December 2007 12:07 (A review of Freedomland)

Freedomland? More like FreeDUMBland. How did the writers of this movie possibly think they could draw out and highlight the existence of racial separation still found throughout the US with such a weak plot revolving around the worst performance of Julianne Moore's career? I mean seriously, it was a poor attempt to bring awareness to the American public.

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Casino Royale

Posted : 7 months ago on 22 December 2007 01:15 (A review of Casino Royale)

By no means did this film resurrect the Bond series. I am sorry but I have to disagree with every critic, Daniel Craig is no James Bond. Not only did he not look or carry the role to the standard of any of his predecessors (including George Lazenby), the underlying story was just plain boring. No where near the adventure or the ladies of past movies. The only positive was its redemption of the offbeat Peter Sellers original of the same title.

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Casino Ripoff

Posted : 7 months ago on 22 December 2007 01:08 (A review of Casino Royale)

If I could have given this zero stars I would have. I actually had to turn it off half way through, I couldn't take the fact that Peter Sellers and Orson Welles would stoop so low to break such a magnificent franchise.

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Annapolis

Posted : 7 months ago on 22 December 2007 01:06 (A review of Annapolis)

Jordana Brewster is hot, but come on. And James Franco? Harry freaking Osborn? Give me a break, let the man in the red spider suit take the lead, you are not ready for the spotlight.

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Repo Man

Posted : 7 months ago on 22 December 2007 01:03 (A review of Repo Man)

This may have been one of the strangest films I have seen in a while. What a way to capture a dying punk audience by the balls.

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Captain Ron

Posted : 7 months, 1 week ago on 15 December 2007 02:33 (A review of Captain Ron)

Wow this movie was bad, although the gratuitous nudity wasn't.

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Evan Almighty

Posted : 7 months, 1 week ago on 15 December 2007 02:32 (A review of Evan Almighty)

Not even Steve Carell could rescue a followup to Jim Carey's subpar performance. This movie was just lame.

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Cradle

Posted : 7 months, 3 weeks ago on 30 November 2007 05:37 (A review of The Hand That Rocks the Cradle)

This movie put Rebecca De Mornay on the map for a reason. I haven't seen a role like that played so well since Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.

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10th and Wolf

Posted : 7 months, 3 weeks ago on 30 November 2007 05:31 (A review of 10th & Wolf)

Nothing new or special from this typical mob story. G.Ribisi plays the role well, but outside of his performance there is little to make this a recommended film.

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