Duece

Posted : 1 year, 3 months ago on 2 July 2007 01:46 (A review of The Karate Kid Part II)

What a follow-up to the classic. Tamlyn Tomita is no Elisabeth Shue, and somehow I longed to see her as she entered her hotness prime.

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Bad Revenge

Posted : 1 year, 3 months ago on 2 July 2007 01:44 (A review of The Karate Kid Part III)

Wow, Thomas Ian Griffith is the cheesiest villain ever. Revenge is the least of Martin Kove's worries, maybe he should try acting lessons, not karate.

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Airplane Redux

Posted : 1 year, 3 months ago on 2 July 2007 01:41 (A review of Airplane II: The Sequel)

Changing the transportation vehicle does not make it a sequel, you have to change the script too.

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Sick

Posted : 1 year, 3 months ago on 2 July 2007 01:30 (A review of Gleaming the Cube)

Christian Slater was the inspiration behind picking up a skateboard in my youth.

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Rad

Posted : 1 year, 3 months ago on 2 July 2007 01:09 (A review of Rad)

One word: Rad.

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Where's Daniel?

Posted : 1 year, 3 months ago on 30 June 2007 04:34 (A review of The Next Karate Kid)

Hilary Swank marks starting point for a career of breakthrough male performances as the Next Karate Kid. A definite crime to the Karate Kid series, it felt like a made for TV movie.

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BAMF

Posted : 1 year, 3 months ago on 30 June 2007 04:28 (A review of Live Free or Die Hard)

If there was a better word to describe the word awesome that would be the one to use for the latest Die Hard installment. John McClane is back and Bruce Willis has officially reclaimed himself as Hollywood's top action hero in an utterly BAMF performance. Hands down the best action movie I may have ever seen. Justin Long is hilarious, and up until this movie, I couldn't stand the Mac-boy. This is "the" must-see summer blockbuster, I have no idea how Transformers can top it.

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Horrorible

Posted : 1 year, 3 months ago on 24 June 2007 03:09 (A review of When a Stranger Calls)

Horrible remake...Camilla Belle was terribly unconvincing.

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Unleashed

Posted : 1 year, 3 months ago on 24 June 2007 03:07 (A review of Unleashed)

Jet Li actually turned in a great performance in this action drama. For once, the story meshed with the action well.

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Ultraviolet

Posted : 1 year, 3 months ago on 24 June 2007 03:06 (A review of Ultraviolet)

I wish this was filmed in Ultraviolet, so I wouldn't be able to see it.

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